Osaka 2024-12-13 04:05:01

Get well soon!~

DeaghlanNG 2024-12-13 04:30:01

I thought I told you not to go around kissing dogs on the mouth, and just look what happened!

Yatsufusa 2024-12-13 05:31:06

@DeaghlanNG
I'll have you know that (on average) dog mouths contain less microorganisms than human mouths... ;)

@RadnessCombat
Get plenty of rest, drink enough liquid, have a spoon of honey (unless you're vegan), and most importantly: Avoid making important decisions.

DeaghlanNG 2024-12-13 05:33:50

@Yatsufusa
What are you? Some sort of dog mouth scientist?

Yatsufusa 2024-12-13 05:37:08

@DeaghlanNG I have watched a lot of documentaries. And I might or might not be a dog myself...

Full disclosure though: Depending on the dog and the dog's recent activities, there might be 'things other than microorganisms' that humans will probably not want to share. ;)

DeaghlanNG 2024-12-13 06:22:45

@Yatsufusa
Name 5 of your fav dog mouth documentaries or I'm simply going to have to assume you're acting in bad faith and trying to get me to kiss my dog on the mouth.

Yatsufusa 2024-12-13 06:34:50

@DeaghlanNG After some digging, 'this' is most likely my source:
Curiosity, S01E12: World's Dirtiest Man [tt2095143]
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2095143/

I say "most likely" because 'if' I still have a recording of this, it will not have the English title on it and it would be on an VHS. In a closet... With a ton of other unlabeled VHSes...

Now go kiss your dog... ;p

;D Okay, obviously: 'Don't' kiss your dog unless you are already okay with that. Same goes for humans, though. "You don't know where that mouth has been before..." ;)

DeaghlanNG 2024-12-13 06:46:51

@Yatsufusa
You're a little scary, but that's alright with me.
The only VHS I still own is the Grinch, and if I'm not mistaken someone kisses a dog on the mouth in that one... So that's - I don't actually know what to do with this information.

Yatsufusa 2024-12-13 06:50:52

@DeaghlanNG I'd say: Nothing you don't want to do.

I certainly wouldn't 'advise' somebody to kiss their dog on the mouth. But *points way upwards* back over there I felt the need to point out that it is way less unhygienic than some/most(?) people think.

P.S.: Wait, I'm "scary"?

DeaghlanNG 2024-12-13 06:54:04

@Yatsufusa
Yeah but only in a sort of dog kissing specialist with a lot of unlabeled VHS tapes kind of way, if you get me.

Yatsufusa 2024-12-13 07:01:22

@DeaghlanNG Not to put to fine a point on it, but 'you' were the one to bring up 'dog kissing'. ;)

As for the VHS tapes: It was a convenient and affordable format to record things on at the time. Admittedly way 'less' convenient if you don't have the time to go though an entire tape to check what's on it and write labels. ;)

DeaghlanNG 2024-12-13 07:03:23

@Yatsufusa
Nuh uh, I didn't do that and you can't prove it because I have my fingers in my ears and my eyes are firmly shut.